LAUNCHING ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN

the first memecoin that does philanthropy, unfortunately
πŸ¦… Total Fees Donated to TPUSA πŸ¦…
Ξ 0.000
counter goes live at launch β€” every donation verifiable on-chain
TPUSA ETH address: revealed at launch
BUY $KIRKIFY
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HOW THE MACHINE WORKS

it's giving charity. it's giving forehead. it's giving on-chain receipts.
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STEP 1

YOU BECOME KIRKIFIED

Buy $KIRKIFY on Robinhood Chain. Nothing visibly changes, but spiritually your portfolio now has an enormous forehead. There is no going back.

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STEP 2

THE FEES PRINT

Every single trade skims a fee into the donation wallet. Buys, sells, panic sells, revenge buys β€” the machine does not judge. The machine collects.

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STEP 3

TPUSA GETS PAID

Fees are sent to TPUSA's official ETH donation address β€” the one they posted themselves. Real donations. Public ledger. You can literally watch the money arrive. Charity, but make it brainrot.

THE KIRKIVERSE

certified kirkified artifacts, lovingly curated from the trenches of the internet

FREQUENTLY YELLED QUESTIONS

you have questions. we have foreheads.
is this real?

Unfortunately, yes. $KIRKIFY trades on Robinhood Chain and the fees genuinely get donated to TPUSA's posted ETH address. The donation counter above reads the actual totals. We are as surprised as you are.

why are you doing this?

Because charity should be funny, receipts should be on-chain, and every great civilization eventually asks itself: what if the memes also did something good?

is this affiliated with TPUSA?

No. We are not TPUSA, we do not speak for TPUSA, we just send them money at their publicly posted donation address and hope they laugh when they check the ledger. (If you're reading this, TPUSA: hi. check the counter.)

wen utility?

The utility is philanthropy. The roadmap is the donation counter going up. The whitepaper is this website. We hope this clears things up.

how do I verify the donations?

Click VIEW DONATIONS under the counter β€” it opens the donation address on the block explorer. Every transfer is public forever. That's the whole point: trustless charity, maximum brainrot.